OUR LATEST EPISODES

May 28, 2020

SHORTIE: Idioms and Biblical Corrections

Send us a text Kat & Moose get schooled by Producer Sara on what an idiom is and unpack (and even debate a little about) several common ones...as they wait for the other shoe to drop. Support the show Follow us on Instagram and Facebook! Support the show!
May 17, 2020

The Devil’s Yoga and Narrow Bathtubs

Send us a text Kat and Moose get a prank call. Moose has been (un)beautifully frozen on Zoom and they talk mask-shame. AirBNB says no beach rentals. Moose finally closed on a new house...but feared “the other shoe is going to drop” phenomenon. Moose tearfully reminisces the essence of her mom...and her practical jokes. Moose is Kat’s master. Kathy needs to evolve. Together, they learn about Internal Family Systems…& Freud. Producer Sara has a new puppy, and a visit to the trainer didn’t go so we...
April 28, 2020

Bombré and The Eight-Armed Goddess

Send us a text Kat and Moose lament COVID-19 emails from everyone. Instacart is a life saver, for some. Should tickets to concerts and festivals be refunded? The Dalai Lama and Brene Brown get roped into a dinner party, and a fight breaks out at the end over Mother Teresa. Everyone looks like the mosquito man. Kat talks about how DDT caused American Bald Eagles to almost become extinct. What if we all end up looking like Durga? It’s the story of evolution. Use Instacart. If you use our affiliate...
April 25, 2020

SHORTIE: Professor Kat and The CPAP Machine

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss states re-opening, roosters offering tech support for diabetes, the demise of the USPS and CPAP complications. States are re-opening their economy next week! We think it’s unconscionable, and then we explore the conundrum of the USPS being billions of dollars in debt. And what is Trump’s job, exactly? Kat receives a hand-written letter from our friend Lauren, and pays it forward by sending a card to her sister, but Moose gets the shaft. Also, U-LINE, you don’...
April 20, 2020

COVID Sex and That’s On You, Boo

Send us a text Kat and Moose talk all things from sex to psychology during COVID-19, and the broader scope of why and how we think how we think. We celebrate Teraji Henson and stand on a few soapboxes. We cover swag and sex during COVID-19. We celebrate Taraji Henson and the idea of The Herd Community is born. Kat showcases her new Kat & Moose swag. And asks about sex in COVID-19. Kat discusses the brain stem and its importance. She’s not necessarily making our Enneagram 5 friends proud. Moose h...
April 17, 2020

Lost Children and the Enneagram

Send us a text Kat & Moose start this episode with a special song celebrating Easter. Broadcast from Turks & Caicos and The Iron Throne, Kat and Moose philosophize about what the Enneagram has to say about what we heard and learned as children. Kat & Moose share additional messages you should have heard as a child. Moose is in Turks & Caicos and Kat is sitting on the Iron Throne. Moose explores Enneagram philosophy and we learn about how our childhood and current circumstances affect us and shap...
April 11, 2020

Supernova Zit and the 5G Conspiracy

Send us a text Kat & Moose talk about mishaps that happen after the age of 40, and question eating habits during this crisis. Necessity breeds invention, first responders rock and Moose reflects on some of the beauty found in sobriety. Check on your strong friends. Notes: Electronics aren’t working and it looks like Kat took a fall and has a strawberry. Things are happening to our bodies. Kat is a frequent flyer at TOA. Salonpas. Colonic. The pandemic has caused us to eat weird things. Ellen’s w...
April 6, 2020

SHORTIE: More Fears and Snakes on a Plane

Send us a text Kat & Moose discuss more irrational fears from listeners. Has Jaws and Snakes on a Plane influenced our entire generation?! J-Lo, Julianna Margulies & Samuel L. Jackson and Jodie Foster may be to blame, by participation. Irrational fears and phobias seem to have something in common. Kat is appalled that Moose isn’t immediately terrified by octopuses. Kat reveals why she calls her sister Beast, thanks to a cult-classic they watched as children. We’d love to hear from you at hello@k...
April 1, 2020

#Quarantaiment Hacks and Audubon Facts

Send us a text Kat and Moose laugh about prank calls and how quarantainment has resurfaced TV shows from childhood and weird family memories. Social anxiety, social distancing and COVID-19 can’t help but make the cut when it comes to subject matter, but otherwise Moose touches on one of her passions, the Enneagram, and Kat talks about the red cardinal that recently visited. Kat & Moose are social distancing. Kat talks about comparing Coronavirus to the AIDS crisis. Frisbees can be evil. Moose is...
March 23, 2020

Little Debbie and Shagnasty

Send us a text We start out with etiquette and move into the clothes we buy and how our early childhood trained us toward brand loyalty. The things we lived as children really do shape our adult perceptions. Kat & Moose howl through the depths of each other’s deepest problems, rooted in terminology used in their lives before age 5. And someone may have peed their pants. Kat pontificates about etiquette and Emily Post, including when the appropriate time is to put one’s napkin in one’s lap. Kat’s...
March 17, 2020

SHORTIE: Coronavirus and Quarantainment

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss Coronavirus conspiracy theories and how to deal with isolation, loneliness and the newly unexpected time on all our hands. The conversation turns into sharing their favorite books, meditations and tv shows. Kat reveals the new additions to her vocabulary thanks to the Coronavirus. Pandemic. Social-distancing. Flattening the curve. Moose isn’t mad about staying at home and slowing down. But Kat is mad about the time and energy spent on conspiracy theories. Di...
March 16, 2020

SHORTIE: Yoga & Assigning Motive

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss embarking on new habits, like Yoga and the conversation evolves into colleagues who assign motive when the assignment is grossly inaccurate. We discuss words that are disturbing, but not inherently bad, though there are a few that Kat deem absolutely unacceptable. 0:54 - Moose talks about starting the practice of Yoga. 1:30 - JoAnna Illingworth’s novel “The Black Umbrella” and how her former writings talked about one man really releasing himself during Yoga ...
March 10, 2020

TRAILER: Kat and Moose Podcast

Send us a text Hey, I'm Kat and I'm Moose and we're here to tell you what to expect when listening to our podcast. We are two friends who have known each other for over 20 years, and we talk about everything from our therapy appointments to the quirks of the world... and we really relay a lot of intellectual, factual information. We do! I mean, we are an expert podcast where we share facts... we share facts as they are believable in our minds. That is correct. What we hope to invoke is that feel...
March 9, 2020

Secret Friends and Driving Challenges

Send us a text Moose asks Kat if it’s possible that her imaginary friends were ghosts. Producer Sara poses the question, “What would you do with your life if failure wasn’t a factor?” Kat and Moose share what they wanted to be (as kids) when they grew up. Moose was obsessed with Space Camp as a kid, and Kat wanted to work to be a studio engineer. Kat shares names for the voices she hears in her head. Producer Sara sends them on a mission to pick up dinner across town! Moose asks Kat to share abo...
March 4, 2020

SHORTIE: Nose Spray and The Mystery of Ideas

Send us a text Moose talked Kat into trying a nose spray that has capsaicin in it, which is also a key ingredient in pepper spray. This sums up their friendship perfectly. Then Kat and Moose explore an idea in one of their favorite books: Big Magic by Elizabeth Gilbert. Moose shares a chapter that talks about the mystery of ideas, and how they flirt with us, asking for their attention, and we make conscious or unconscious decisions to explore them, or ideas move on. Kat shares about being involv...
March 2, 2020

Carol and Powerful Women

Send us a text Kat gets a mani-pedi with her sister for her sister’s 40th birthday, and somehow thigh-high boots are involved. Kat and Moose talk about children and the phenomenon that they are, especially for us as non-parents. Moose introduces us to her inner voices, Carol and Rayya. The conversation turns to gender bias, women in leadership and politics, and a tip of the hat to some great questions to ask ourselves as influencers of our generation. 0:21 Kat’s got painted nails, but who likes ...
Feb. 26, 2020

SHORTIE: Crystals and First Crushes

Send us a text Moose gets Kat to recount her experience buying crystals that align with her chakras, and Kat has a bit of buyer’s remorse. Moose recognizes her Solar Plexus. Moose reveals her first crush, which turns the conversation to breaking generational prejudices, and swings it back around to Kat’s first crush...and kiss...and an educational exploration of ‘a real kiss’. Support the show Follow us on Instagram and Facebook! Support the show!
Feb. 24, 2020

Heroes and Memberships

Send us a text Kat and Moose share stories about meeting their heroes, and how it doesn't always turn out as expected. They share their top 5 albums, and Kat shares about stalking Wilson Phillips and how she received a surprise phone call from Carnie Wilson. Moose shares how Madonna's "Like a Prayer" video ruined all her chances at being an MTV teenager. Kat and Moose share their recent experiences at a Celine Dion and Brandi Carlile show. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll i...
Feb. 18, 2020

SHORTIE: More Fears and Death

Send us a text Kat and Moose talk through more irrational fears that have been sent in, including eye-level sharp objects. They also share personal stories of family members who have passed and experiences when they've felt close. If you have a story you'd like to share, email us at hello@katandmoosepodcast.com. Support the show Follow us on Instagram and Facebook! Support the show!
Feb. 17, 2020

Making Changes and Quitting Things

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss Chelsea Does Drugs, and why we seek an altered state. Moose talks about her sobriety, social anxiety and Brene Brown. Kat questions if she has to be on that same sobriety journey, and how things aren't always black and white. If you have a story you'd like to share, email us at hello@katandmoosepodcast.com. Apricity, the warmth of the sun in winter. Moose recommends the mocktail mix called Seedlip. Kat buys lots of rocks at the Nashville Crystal Store. Why i...
Feb. 17, 2020

SHORTIE: Irrational Fears and The Public

Send us a text Friends of Kat and Moose send in their irrational fears and talk through hilarious worst case scenarios. If you have a story you'd like to share, email us at hello@katandmoosepodcast.com. Support the show Follow us on Instagram and Facebook! Support the show!
Feb. 17, 2020

Therapy and a Snowman

Send us a text Kat and Moose introduce themselves and explore what a New Year means, and reflect on 2019, which includes lots of therapy and sarcastic self-reflection! Moose explores control in relationships, and Kat teaches us how to be our own snowman. If you have a story you'd like to share, email us at hello@katandmoosepodcast.com. Support the show Follow us on Instagram and Facebook! Support the show!