OUR LATEST EPISODES

Oct. 13, 2020

Birth Trauma and the Beer Truck

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Oct. 6, 2020

Breaking Tethers and a Palpating Mountain Adventure

Send us a text Kat has one job while the trio enjoys a retreat in the Smoky Mountains. The wrong cabin has already battened down the hatches. Moose feels funky energy due to the cabin’s decor - yokes, a pitch fork and a scythe. Moose’s fears of heights and death inspire a potential Dateline episode. Professor Kat talks about the Samurai code of ethics. Kat and Moose have defined a theme song for our mountain retreat, and surprisingly it’s not Maggie Rogers, it’s by Lord Huron. We discuss trauma ...
Sept. 28, 2020

Body Image and the IDGAF Gene

Send us a text Kat and Moose check in with Kat’s body and Moose talks about one of the latest fads on TikTok. Kat may or may not have a French Maid costume. Kat reminisces Episode 10 where Moose mentions wanting a permission slip for the first time and Moose says it’s a boomerang theme for her. Kat and Moose sponsored a child from Compassion International but haven’t written to her yet. Kat objects to the Ring camera at the AIrBNB Moose rented for our podcast retreat. Are there future topics you...
Sept. 23, 2020

The Noughties and an Octopus Friend

Send us a text Kat runs into listener Chris in line at CVS Wednesday COVID testing and Moose’s offers advice for left loved ones. We love our listeners and patrons. Thanks to listener Leslie, we discuss our biggest fears about Episode 26: Gay Christians and The Grasshopper. Moose holds her solar plexus and Kat details the meaning of the letters LGBTQ+ If you want to try Ollie Dog Food and get your first box for 50% off, click here and you'll help us out as well! Have thoughts or criticism about ...
Sept. 14, 2020

Gay Christians and the Grasshopper

Send us a text Nature walks are therapeutic. Moose got the chills after a grasshopper visited us, and read Kat a Mary Oliver poem. Moose and Kat revisit the Nature Therapy walk with Moose’s therapist and experience Forest Bathing. What if our country’s leadership cared about its citizens like the Japanese government? Kat wants to give a compliment to her therapist using the H word. Michael Passons shares on Jonah and the Whale Podcast that his sexuality was the real reason for leaving the group,...
Sept. 8, 2020

Forged in Fire and Fairy Rings

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss Kat's vulnerability from Episode 24, and Moose suggest suitors call Kat's 1-900 number. Moose reminisces her obsession over Q-tips and sharing that with Kat on AIM. Moose has an intense encounter at Starbucks she deems an efficient connection. Moose brings up Forged By Fire, Walmart and Kat laments her favorite character tapping out from Alone. Gosh we love the History Channel. Kat educates us on Fairy Rings and Moose invites Kat and Producer Sara out on a...
Aug. 31, 2020

Intimacy and the Bumble Throuple

Send us a text Kat discusses her latest finding in therapy regarding intimacy and Moose keeps socially distant on purpose. Molly Shannon and Cheri O’Teri are going to make comebacks. Maya Rudolph will definitely play Kamala Harris. Moose laments missing out on childhood camping experiences, and uncovers why family gatherings almost always contain tension. Muscles and mice have something in common. Moose asks about dating apps and goes through her friend’s Bumble account, and finds a throuple. Mo...
Aug. 24, 2020

Surprise Demons and a Bag of Teeth

Send us a text Too many Zoom calls during COVID19. It’s possible that all parents are actually serial killers. Moose teaches Kat who "45" just pardoned (45 is trump). Kat and Moose answer listener Leslie’s questions for us as Americans. Moose talks about MyPillow & Trump...and Lee Greenwood. Kat and Moose discuss women and podcasts. Moose struggles with her self-image as a result of a camping experience and prematurely endorses her preferred camper brands: AirStream and the inTech Luna Rover. Mo...
Aug. 21, 2020

SHORTIE: Failed Purchases and Kegel Exercises

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Aug. 18, 2020

Pig Latin and a Flesh-Colored Basketball Head

Send us a text Kat and Moose talk about different useful vibrators. It’s not what you think! Kat shares about the Essential Anatomy app and all things lead to the Psoas Major muscle discovery. Dogs might be better (or smarter) than people. Producer Sara’s pet butterfly died. Kat’s neighbor does a fantastic job cleaning his lawn mower. Why in the world do people need (and create) loud-sounding vehicles. Vehicle balls aren’t necessary...but they are real! Buzzsprout has put us on the map! If you w...
Aug. 14, 2020

SHORTIE: Unpopular Opinions and a Brad Pitt Collision

Send us a text Kat and Moose discuss unpopular opinions submitted by listeners. Kat doesn’t enjoy weddings, but Moose loves a good birthday car parade thanks for COVID19. We are opinionated about The Bachelor and The Bachelorette and Moose unveils her love for Real Housewives. Moose harasses Kat about how all of her cultural references are at least 10 years old...and by the way, there’s a new movie that is about The Secret, “Dare To Dream.” It looks like a Hallmark or Lifetime movie. Moose was i...
Aug. 11, 2020

SHORTIE: Listener Letters and Bra Advice

Send us a text We’re so happy to hear from our listeners, and are thankful for all of your feedback. In this shortie, we discuss some of the feedback we’ve gotten and riff on some of the topics brought up like bra shopping and staycations! Deborah from the UK loves Abigail Thomas and Mary Oliver. Our listener, Elizabeth, brings up the topic of bra shopping and surprise travel adventures. Congratulations on your new crystals! Elizabeth is a creativity coach and does she want to interview us? Bad ...
Aug. 4, 2020

Bury a Body and an Adventure Sandwich

Send us a text What gets said and what gets heard. To honk, or not to honk. The Breakfast Toaster is a natural full body cleanse. Kat and Moose have a new phone number: 1-866-KATMOO5. Call us! Kat tells about a show of kindness having to do with her favorite weather lady, Lisa Spencer. Moose is afraid of being found out. Do you suffer from Imposter Syndrome? Moose talks about Kat’s client, Leigh Nash and what a wonderful human she is. Shout outs to our new patrons on Patreon! Moose challenges us...
Aug. 1, 2020

SHORTIE: It's Time for Master Class!

Send us a text Moose asks Kat "If you taught a Master Class, what would you teach?" Kat loves Lisa Spencer from WSMV in Nashville and Moose wants to learn from Mariska Hargitay! Here is a video of Lisa Spencer educating us on lightning. We love The Joyful Heart Foundation and support their End the Backlog initiative. Learn more here: http://www.endthebacklog.org Go to patreon.com/katandmoose to become a new patron! We will be giving Patreon proceeds to End the Backlog. Or leave us a message...
July 31, 2020

PROMO: Patreon and a Phone Number

Send us a text Remember how Moose said she wanted to have a 1-800 Number, well her dreams have come true. If you love the podcast, please call and leave a message! 1-866-Kat-Moo5. Also, listen to this quick clip about our new Patreon page! Check it out here: Patreon.com/katandmoose We love you! Kat and Moose and Producer Sara Support the show Follow us on Instagram and Facebook! Support the show!
July 27, 2020

Moist Living and the Hernia

Send us a text Moose encourages Kat to visit KOA Campgrounds and Glacier National Park in Montana, which leads us to Canada, where people are doing life right. Moose addresses COVID19 shaming after revealing a positive test result that hits close to home. Kat loves Inspiring America with Lester Holt on NBC Evening News. Moose helps Kat understand what an oximeter is. It’s quite possible Kat has a hernia and Moose offers a solution. Moose shares about Mary Oliver poetry, and the budding community...
July 22, 2020

SHORTIE: Lies Our Parents Told Us

Send us a text Moose introduces this Shortie’s topic: the lies our parents told us. Will a watermelon grow in your stomach if you swallow the seeds? Lots of lies have been told to children about Santa and sex. And why are penis nicknames necessary? Email us at hello@katandmoosepodcast.com and tell us why! It’s nostalgic (or is it traumatic?) to revisit Shagnasty from the end of Episode 6 (if you haven’t heard this bit, you need to). But there are sweet lies, like the magic bean and the trampolin...
July 20, 2020

Improv Lessons and the Trauma Couch

Send us a text Kat loves a Big Mac, and Moose loves the nuggets from McDonalds, and Kat prefers Wendy’s nuggs. Moose is uncomfortable with winks from older men or being told to smile and Kat adds yet another therapist to her therapist roster. Kat and Moose unpack the story of the Free Flow, better known as the trauma couch, and sing a worship song to console their fears. Moose is delighted to have Laura McKowen acknowledge our podcast, and Kat introduces a Swami Chinmayananda quote and shares a...
July 13, 2020

Generic Shenis and A Well-Endowed Friend

Send us a text Moose gives Kat a gift, and that turns into questions only a man can answer. Masks make way for resting bitch face and religion, politics and people are maddening together. Kat and Moose each recount a unfortunate accidents they’ve been through and thankfully our well-endowed friend kept Kat from true roadside assistance. There is such thing as a generic shenis - Moose proves it to Kat. Thanks, Amazon! Do men have to fold their parts? And should there really be any debate on mask...
July 3, 2020

Guttural Sighs and Downtown Folds

Send us a text Gestation periods, COVID19 grief, (more therapy, as usual) and guttural expressions tee up Episode 17 with Kat and Moose. We cover a guided meditation, foking, more arguments about the bath. Moose introduces the shenis, and teaches Kat about the placenta as a nutritional reality. Kat laments too many text messages and how annoying tapbacks are. If you are a ‘read receipts’ person, email us at hello@katandmoosepodcast.com and tell us why because Kat & Moose are terrified of it. Pro...
June 23, 2020

Slow Stomach and Head Trauma

Send us a text Kat discovers Moose’s new home smoke alarm. How they made it through this episode without Producer Sara, no one will ever know. Kat’s emotions are like the Loch Ness Monster roller coaster. Moose is back in therapy (again) and questions therapist-client relationship boundaries. Have you ever run into your therapist in public? Moose unveils the impacts of trauma exposed by her therapist. Without Producer Sara earthquakes and thunderstorms take over the podcast. Kat & Moose are bo...
June 19, 2020

Spirit Animals and Past Life Wannabes

Send us a text Kat and Moose exchange Oracle Cards written by Colette Baron-Reid. They aren’t Tarot cards. Or a Ouija Board. Moose teaches us a new office game. And Pyramid Schemes come up. Kat is excited about the "new" book "The Secret" and her recent study of the law of attraction. Moose needs some sage and palo santo wood to burn and a discussion ensues about past lives and books about them. Moose loves On Being Krista Tippett and likes her book too. NPR’s Tiny Desk needs Kat and Moose Podca...
June 11, 2020

800 Numbers and The Three Mile Leg

Send us a text We discuss the pandemic, both COVID-19 and the state of our society. How do you appropriately and effectively talk about racism? We might get it wrong but we want to be in the conversation. We invent 1-800 numbers, have a fan call in, and learn about Moose's tattoos and an acupressure point. #blacklivesmatter Moose recognizes later the difference between systematic and systemic - and we are acknowledging it here. We have some reads to offer up from amazing black authors in our IG ...
June 1, 2020

Siri Training and Melanie the Melon

Send us a text Kat and Moose talk about xanadu and dongles and the roots of words. What is it about Moose that brings out Professor Kat? Siri is the best and the worst...and Google. The first privately funded space flight is debated. Are NASA astronauts government employees? Moose went off the rails and flew to Denver for a personal retreat and discusses her experience and considers how much of it may have been COVID-19 propaganda. What defines a millennial? Kat discusses the Noom App and all of...